I’m very disappointed in Christina Hendricks, I thought we had a good thing going here, she would head to an event with her massive breasts popping out of her top and I would make rude comments about my pants getting tight. Things were going so well, until she decided that she wanted to dress like my grandmother. Such a waste, you don’t squeeze two gorgeous Ferraris together and then park them in the garage. I’m going to give her one last chance, because I know how special those things are. Call me.
I’m very disappointed in Christina Hendricks, I thought we had a good thing going here, she would head to an event with her massive breasts popping out of her top and I would make rude comments about my pants getting tight. Things were going so well, until she decided that she wanted to dress like my grandmother. Such a waste, you don’t squeeze two gorgeous Ferraris together and then park them in the garage. I’m going to give her one last chance, because I know how special those things are. Call me.
I wouldn’t say that Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks is a supermodel or anything, but she certainly looks pretty impressive from the side. Obviously that’s because she’s got some absolutely massive sweater puppies, so massive in fact that even this boring thick felt dress can’t contain them. I’d love for this woman to walk by me in a crowded bar, my elbows would get a ton of action.
