JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime [6 pics]

JWoWW Mercedes Benz Fashion Pictures

Somebody thought it would be a good idea to invite Jenni Farley aka JWoWW to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week….. Seriously? JWoWW and fashion aren’t words that I ever thought I’d see together in the same sentence, JWoWW and strip club or STD or domestic violence on the other hand go really well together. Anyhow, here she is at the Richie Rich Fall 2011 show in kind of a see through dress. Kind of because I can see her thong, but there’s not a nipple in sight anywhere. Maybe she doesn’t have any nipples, she couldn’t have spent a whole lot of money on those boobs, maybe it was cheaper to leave the nips off. Odd.

JWoWW Big Breasts Tight Dress Pictures

It looks like JWoWW aka Jenni Farley may have taken my advice when it comes to highlighting her talents while signing her new book the other day. No, I’m not talking about her writing skills, I don’t know who wrote that thing for her, I’m talking about her big fake boobies. Those things need to be front and center no matter what she’s doing, she could be at a church function and I want to see boobs up to her chin. This is better, struggling with the tight dress was a nice touch, but I can still see that busted face. Keep working on it.

The Rules According to JWOWW Photos

I don’t think the title to this JWoWW post works, it should be ‘Covers Up Well’ instead of ‘Cleans Up Well’. I mean her face is still all busted from her rough life on the Jersey Shore, all she’s doing is covering up the fake boobs that made her who she is today. Money well spent. I get that she’s trying to class it up a little, but I don’t think it’s working. You can put lipstick on a pig… It’s still a pig. She needs to stay skanky, with her fake boobs hanging out, otherwise our eyes tend to drift up to her face and that’s just not good for anyone. Why cover up the only thing you’ve got going for you? What a shame.